This modification, which is just the item_kinds1.txt and main.bmp, is very small and can be made by anyone with a lot of free time. The modifier of these uploaded files just had a lot of free time and had nothing else to do. If you do not wish to download these modified files, that is completely acceptable. However, do not waste your valuable time on leaving bad comments and patches of flames all over this as it is a joke mod. I do not want people to waste time just to flame this Dan Hibiki of a mod, forgetting that they left their forks on their microwaveable TV dinners in the microwave oven, causing an uncomfortable explosion that'll blow a hole in the wall, revealing fat stacks of cash stashed inside said wall, which sums up to just enough cash to pay for the damages on the microwave oven and on said wall. I created this mod just for a very small chance that a few number of people have already planned such a mod but didn't bother to carry out the idea because at the first second of trying the idea out, they say, "What good does it do me to make such a suck-quake of a mod. This is a complete waste-nado of my time!" If you do not wish to continue reading this growing wall of text as you have just finished your snack of fried potato chips in a plastic-foil bag, skip to the bottom because I see how lazy you are, sitting right thar, leaning back like a boss. Fine I won't, I mean I will stop typing all of these notes. I mean it's not like I spent hours and hours of editing/checking/editing/reviewing/rewriting/checking/editing/drinking/checking just for people to skip all the way down to the bottom of the wall and render my efforts useless, like a boss.
Features a multiplayer-based mod, "You know it just has to be that intense!" all the multiplayer equipment from Native that you know and love! every single piece of armor has been nerfed to nothing, so you no longer have to worry about that tanky tank knight again! lots of stuff has been nerfed in multiplayer every single weapon has been nerfed to Nerf weapons, so you will always be like that tanky tank knight again! *They don't look like Nerf weapons, however* every single piece of armor costs 0 denars, so you can look like that tanky tank knight again! all infantry/melee items cost 0 denars; ranged/horses have to be bought >:) lots of stuff has been nerfed in multiplayer every single piece of armor weighs nothing, so you can run super fast like that tanky tank knight again! all fights will last a long time, "Keep the fun going!" *Slash slash* x10 ! ! ! running foot lances are all the rage, "Who needs to couch?! CHAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGE!!!!" lots of stuff has been nerfed in multiplayer, except for fists "Don't even think about it!" >:( lots of stuff has been nerfed in multiplayer
PS Most hits "glance", I guess, but most necessarily do not bounce off.